Frannie Banannie

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  My Spirituality

  by oldcrowwoman in

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  my spirituality is very personal and i am very protective.

  for a very good reason after been violated and almost snuff my spirit within me from years of abuse.

  i call the wise womyn within.

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  Frannie Banannie

  (((OCW)))....when one door begins to close, another one begins to open...look for the open door, cherie...

  Frannie B
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  Help, my son has turned American !

  by Simon in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i don't know what's happened ... but whenever he plays on the xbox driving games he now puts on a very good 'american' accent.

  it is frighteningly good in fact !

  the only thing we can think of is that he's picked it up from his cousin who was over a few weeks ago and they played on it together quite a bit (liam get's on really well with him even though he's about 5 years older).. on reflection i guess it is a bit more canadian than american so i am not as worried about it (

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  Frannie Banannie

  Simon, Americans don't have an accent, cher....yall do...

  Frannie B (of the Southern Molasses Lingo Class)
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  Adopt the Three Kick Rule

  by Frannie Banannie in

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  i think exjdubs should adopt new hampshire's three kick rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors..

  three kick rule .

  a big city new york lawyer went duck hunting in rural new hampshire.. he shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other.

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  Frannie Banannie

  LOL! High 5's, Refiners! Yes, you did...

  And Caligirl....now ya know...better late than never, cher!

  Frannie B
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  Adopt the Three Kick Rule

  by Frannie Banannie in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i think exjdubs should adopt new hampshire's three kick rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors..

  three kick rule .

  a big city new york lawyer went duck hunting in rural new hampshire.. he shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other.

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  Frannie Banannie

  lol, Dbl....I can think of a few other groups that need tha rule "branded" on 'em, too!

  ie: Doctors with prima donna complex....(evidently, doc, you did yer surgical internship at Pizza Hut from the way you ran that little spikey metal wheel across my rump)

  Frannie B
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  Can you all believe this ?

  by KGB in

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  Frannie Banannie

  KGB, Wyoming has kinduv a sparse population anyway, dudnit? Thank yer lucky stars, cher!

  Frannie B
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  Adopt the Three Kick Rule

  by Frannie Banannie in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i think exjdubs should adopt new hampshire's three kick rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors..

  three kick rule .

  a big city new york lawyer went duck hunting in rural new hampshire.. he shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other.

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  Frannie Banannie

  BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Refiners? Are you plannin' on irritatin' me?

  Frannie B
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  Adopt the Three Kick Rule

  by Frannie Banannie in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i think exjdubs should adopt new hampshire's three kick rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors..

  three kick rule .

  a big city new york lawyer went duck hunting in rural new hampshire.. he shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other.

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  Frannie Banannie

  I think ExJdubs should adopt New Hampshire's Three Kick Rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors.. Frannie B Three Kick Rule A big city New York lawyer went duck hunting in rural New Hampshire. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going in to retrieve it. The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things in New Hampshire. We settle small disagreements like this with the New Hampshire Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What is the New Hampshire Three Kick Rule?" The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up." The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck
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  I am so hurt. JW friend has disowned me :-(

  by Hamas in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i got to hear some real bad news

  i was speaking to my 'best friends' sister only minutes ago.

  my 'best friend' i used to do everything with.

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  Frannie Banannie

  (((HAMAS)))...sorry to hear you're goin' thru that, guy! But, as you can plainly see, there's lotsa "Huckleberries" here for ya!

  Frannie B (from the "I'll be your Huckleberry" class)
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  Be very Afraid

  by IronGland in

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  2. friends

  bolding mine: .

  quote:originally posted by rbrown1205 .

  i am almost afraid to put "jehovah's witnesses" in a search engine.

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  Frannie Banannie

  Yup....if a few words from those who took "a pause to see" is reputed to be capable of such tremendous damage, then their armor is indeed made of soggy "toilette" paper mags....

  Frannie B (of the "be twitched, bothered and be *wilder*" class)
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  KM article (barf alert)

  by Euphemism in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  just had to share some lovely points from this week's service meeting.

  the article "imitate jehovah's goodness" has the following paragraph:toward unbelievers: one way we can imitate jehovah's goodness is by showing sincere concern for those not related to us in the faith.

  (gal 6:10) showing goodness in practical ways can have a positive effect on how they view jehovah's witnesses and the message we bear.. .

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  Frannie Banannie

  As "whitewashed tombs" they must always put on that little white rabbit facade of neighborly concern and kindness, which is pitched to them in the WT-BATS mags of "toilette paper"....they cannot function without reminders....they are "Steppfords" and cannot go without their "toilette paper" meds and meetings for programming...

  Frannie B (of the "wielding the lite sword" class)